Heads and Tails 2 (The Chase)

I believe everything began back in the day when we were kids. The girls would be outside playing jump rope, hop scotch and hula hooping. The boys meanwhile, being knuckle heads were trying to show off in front of the girls. There was a game we all liked to play called Hide Go Seek. In this game somebody had to be (IT). (IT) would close his/her eyes and count to 10 while everyone else would hide. The objective is to make it safe to base before being tagged. If you are tagged you are (IT) in the next round. Well somehow, someone came up with a twist to this game called Hide Go Get Em. same concept, but you needed girls in order to play this version of the game. All the boys would count while the girls went to hide. Whatever girl was caught that boy got free dry humps with clothes on from behind. The girls had several boys trying to catch them, so they could actually get dry humped multiple times before she reached base. I know sounds terrible right.....LOL

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Girls knew then that we liked tail and their parents didn't make it any better when they would say "get your fast tail in this house and leave them nappy headed boys alone." Women were programmed at an early age that all boys are trying to get the special prize between her legs. Men we are hunters that stay on the prowl looking for an opening to attack. We holler at women no matter the time nor place, just give us an opportunity: Grocery Store, Gas Station, Bus Stop, Social Security Office, Mall, Club etc. In most cases we only going to the club and other events to see what women are going to be there and who we can catch that night.

Fellas remember a man is always trying to get at your girl or your wife. This includes some of your homeboys who will try their hand if your woman lets him. If your homeboy can get at your woman she never was yours in the first place. You can't be mad at your homeboy he only displaying his manly instinct to seek, conquer and destroy. It is your woman's obligation to check that shit on site and inform you about your foul a## homeboy. A woman can never tell me she went out and not one man tried to holler. Fellas if your woman ever tells you this sh#t, she is a d### lie. How dare you insult my intelligence by not being real about something I already know. Women get what us men call d##k offers everyday. All men aren't being nice to you just for the sake of being nice.. Men rarely get offers and if we do it must of been our lucky day. Women love to be chased don't get it twisted, sometimes its just knowing that she still got it. Men love to chase tail, its about the thrill of the kill. DOGS VS CATS WE LOVE THIS GAME!

Heads and Tails

We all have standards & preferences when choosing a man or woman of interest. Women can be very detailed with their preferences, depending on what that woman really likes, determines her attraction to a man. Some women prefer handsome, tall, dark skin, light skin, athletic build etc. I've actually had girls tell me "Rashaan you are very handsome and I would give you some if you weren't so skinny." This was back in my younger days of course where you ladies at now LOL! The ideal man must meet that woman's physical standard in order to even be considered. Presentation is everything, how you dress and carry yourself makes the difference between having swag and being lame. Women love swag and just so I'm clear, swag isn't taught its either in you or its not.

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A woman knows from the first time she meets a man if she is going to offer him some tail. Its never a matter of if, its just a matter of when the opportunity presents itself. Now men, we are very visual when it comes to woman, so our standards are similar, but slightly different. Most men don't care if you tall, short, light, dark, ugly or cute, just make sure that woman has some tail! Don't get me wrong some men are into nice legs, breast and flat stomachs, but a woman knows if her wagon is dragging a man is going to holler at her, regardless of how the rest of her body may look. No disrespect to the women, but think about why you see so many unattractive, uncomfortably built women with nice tails....pregnant. That woman put that a## on some man and at the end of the day we figure its all the same when the lights go out.

Men have two heads while women have one head and one tail. We as men have been chasing tail for a longtime, but tend to make bad decisions when we don't use both heads in dealing with women. My grandmother once told me god rest her soul, "A mans biggest downfall in life is a woman's a## and a liquor glass". BBD said it best "you can't trust a big butt and a smile that girl is poison." Women know we love some tail, so they use that hairy or bald headed monster between their legs to their advantage. Women can giveth and women can taketh away. Fellas we must be stronger and remember what looks good to you isn't always good for you. We can't give in every time a woman tries to mesmerize us with the tail. Women need to be told NO, feel rejected sometimes and understand that their tail is no more important than our head.