Monday, November 11, 2013

Banana Cream Pie

I remember the first time I had sex and I'm sure most of you do too. It was one of the best feelings I ever encountered and I was eager to experience that feeling again. As I got older I began to understand how my drive for sex from a woman tended to overshadow my genuine interest in a woman. I think men and women use  each other for sex all the time. The difference for me and probably most men is the aftermath of sex, am I still interested  in that woman once I have ejaculated. I must say it has been times when I looked at women after having sex and said to myself what the hell am I doing here. I believe us men are all guilty one time or another of falling for what I call Banana Cream Pie.

Their are two types of women that fall under this category. The first one is the obvious unattractive woman who has a nice body, but is ranked look wise no higher than a five. These women know their not cute and are fully aware that their best attribute is their body. Fellas do not get caught up in the club because Banana Cream Pie is lurking and seeking the drunk handsome guy that she can put that monster on. Men we all know how it goes, the more you drink, the more you disregard what the hell she looks like. This is not someone you would consider being seen with in public so why even get involved with a potential bug a boo. If you find yourself in this situation and you're in the club, bar, restaurant etc. go to a bathroom or somewhere immediately and Jack Off. I promise....you will come to your senses because you will not be pleased with yourself in the morning after having sex with Banana Cream Pie.

The other type of woman are those who range from a six to a dime piece. They believe their beauty should be all that matters like their shit don't stink....I beg to differ you too can be Banana Cream Pie. If you are a woman out in public and has the audacity to be wearing that damn head scarf on your head that you sleep in. (Banana Cream Pie) If I see you out anywhere in your slippers. (Banana Cream Pie) If you are out in public wearing thong flip flops with socks on. (Banana Cream Pie) If your bare ass cheeks can be seen hanging out the bottom of your skirt while walking. (Banana Cream Pie) If I see you spit in public like a dude...I'm straight. (Banana Cream Pie) If you can't hold a conversation without every other word being a curse word. (Banana Cream Pie) If you out with your kids and your clothes clean, but your kids clothes dirty and raggedy.(Banana Cream Pie) If you are a beautiful woman, but ratchet with no common sense. (Banana Cream Pie)

The moral of the story is we as men must start choosing a better quality of woman. I would rather take a 6, 7,8, or 9 with great potential before I take a dime who has nothing else to offer besides her physical attributes. I can take a 6 who is confident and takes pride in herself and mold her into a redefined dime. Even though her looks are just average, she acquires bonus points for her undeniable character and just needs a little inspiration...........Me!